I DON’T THINK YOU GUYS REALIZE HOW EXCITED I AM FOR FIONA AND CAKE TONIGHT.
OMG OMG OMG! YOUR THEME IS PERFECT! ALTMAL, I LOVE! ;^; I love your tumblr too <3
:D thank youuuuuuuuuuuu! <3 <3 <3 <3
Me: Not pregnant
Me: Honor student
Me: Not on drugs
Me: Never been in legal trouble
Me: Hard worker
Me: Not an alcoholic
Parents: Cool
Me: Forgets to put dishes in the dishwasher.
Parents: OMG You never contribute to this family. You're crazy and out of control. You never do anything right. You need to take responsibility for your stuff and this house. Be perfect.
Me: Oh okay.
My Brother: Is it illegal to expose yourself to a blind person?
My Brother: Why is it called a building when it's already built?
My Brother: If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
My Brother: When something is shipped by ship it's called cargo, but when something is shipped by car it's called a shipment...
My Brother: If love is blind, then why is lingerie so popular?
My Brother: Why is impediment so hard to say when used to describe someone who has a hard time talking?
My Brother: What's the speed of dark?
Me: -awake forever trying to figure out all the answers-


















