When I finished reading I said to myself, “No fucking way!” Clever… very clever. You win this time.
This is by far the greatest post in existence. You can all go home. I am in pure awe at the brilliance of this. The world is beautiful and there is hope for humanity.
man i cant wait to play this game and run to stan and kyles side instantly
so i made dramatic promo shoots of kids fighting over a stick. beautiful
when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it
You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough
oh my god you can
I HATE THIS POST BECAUSE EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME IT COMES UP ON MY DASH I SPEND LIKE 20 MINUTES WHISPERING TO MYSELF “come on. go back in his pants. come on!! you can do it!!!! in!! his!! pants!!!”
"What were you wearing?"
I wore a red dress to work today. It has a zipper at either side of my chest that can unzip and reveal a thin strip of skin. A coworker, without warning, tried pulling at the zipper and when it wouldn’t zip, instead revealed a good portion of my collarbone and shoulder as well as my bra strap. An hour later, the same coworker came up and told me to not wear clothes with zippers because he’ll go right ahead and unzip them. I shot back that unzipping me without my permission is sexual harassment. Apparently a manager heard and berated my coworker. At the end of my shift, my coworker told me that my little comment got him in trouble and that he no longer feels comfortable saying anything to me other than “hello” and “goodbye.”
I am supposed to feel guilty for pointing out that he can’t lay his fucking hands on me.
Tell him he’s free to skip the “hellos”.
Welcome to America where everyone is equal except everyone
this is so accurate i want to cry
"video games would be better off without Nintendo"
…the video gaming industry wouldn’t be half of what it is now without Nintendo.
Nintendo literally saved the gaming industry’s ass on several occasions you asswipe
#SAYING NINTENDO SHOULD NINTENGO IS A NINTENDNO
YOU SAID IT, NINTENBRO
ARE YOU SERIOUSLY GONNA MAKE PUNS PLEASE NINTENDONT
IM SORRY WE DID NOT NINTEND TO MAKE YOUR LIFE DIFFICULT
Women hiding in front of men disguised as their beards and pants [x]
THIS HAD ME SO FOOLED UNTIL I ACTUALY READ WHAT IT WAS OMFGGGGGG
this is now my favorite photoset on tumblr